The Best Baby Toy Ever
Flashlight with a handle. For half an hour Abie ran around holding the flashlight and chasing the beam, all the while laughing hysterically.
Man, that boy is cute. He's definitely the sweetest of the bunch. Lucky for him, because he's so homely. People are always commenting on how gorgeous his siblings are, but nobody ever says anything about him. I think it's the eyebrow. Singular.
Would it be child abuse to have it waxed?
I'm kidding, for Christ's sake.