Michael and I had a little, er, altercation this morning. It's too stupid to recount, other than to say that I did not hide the phone, I was not on the phone, I had nothing to do with the phone, and being unjustly accused of phone-antics would have made any of you pissed off, too.
Zeke, age seven says to me, "Daddy is not a dick, mommy. If Daddy is a dick, then you are a bush."
I stared at him and said, "What? What did you say? How do you even know that word?"
He replied, "What word? You know, Dick Cheney and George Bush."