Never Mind the Diarrhea

Am I the only person who will admit to loving a food so much that I am willing to suffer through unholy diarrhea to gorge myself on it? My entire afternoon has been sucked up by reading blogs, and running back and forth to the bathroom. Lord, the perils of dim sum.

On to other news, Jude Law is marrying the young starlet for whom he left his wife and the mother of his three children.

"Both their families and friends are thrilled and of course Jude's children are, too," Parkes said.

Yes, of course his children are thrilled. There's nothing like your parents getting divorced and your father getting remarried to thrill a child. Really. Kids just love their step-mothers. They particularly love it because a remarriage makes it absolutely certain that their parents will never get together again, an eventuality most children hope for with a desperation greater than my hope that Kerry would beat Bush. Yup. Thrilled. That's what they are.