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Thanks to the marvelous Allison Kaplan Sommer, I actually have a reader or two! Shocking and exciting. Avi, I went to Ramah as a child. I loved every minute of it, but my God that place was a dump. Our cabins were falling apart; we had no activities to speak of other than primping for Shabbat. But I was never as happy as when I was at camp. At camp I was a cool girl, while at home at George Washington Junior High, I was a complete dweeb. I have a photo of myself with braces, a green cowl neck sweater (acrylic) and a large magen dovid balanced over what appear to be rather huge boobs. None of it worked too well for me. But at camp! At camp I was a princess.

But the kids are going to Hidden Valley Camp. I've chosen it. They have Llamas! Sophie and Zeke will surely come home with many many God's eyes.

Thanks to all Allison's lovely friends who visited.

My rant of the day has to do with Internet porn. Why why why do I get so much porn spam? So I once visited the website of someone who went to Wesleyan University where Allison and I went who has now become the guru of anal sex (okay, a couple of times, but only because it was such a riot, and my friend Amanda Davis and I used to get so much mileage out of it. And okay we did buy one of the DVDs, but only because it was so absurd -- an instructional video for God's sake. Okay, we watched it a few times. But then we sent it to someone else. As a joke.) I obviously was cookied up the wazoo (perhaps not the most fortunate of phrasing) because now I am inundated with this crap. NO, I do NOT want a big dick. No, I'm not interested in having sex with barnyard animals or dead people. NO I am not longing to plow any teenage Russian girls. Must I really change my email address to avoid this? What's wrong with the damn Earthlink spam catcher?

And NO I will not link to puckerup.com. Find it yourself.